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THE DOUBLE DOOR DEFENSE

Jack Swerling , Esquire
Beyond a reasonable doubt is such a nebulous legal defense that judicial attempts to define it are rarely helpful. That’s why a good lawyer never gives up trying to prove a client’s innocence and relies on reasonable doubt as a defense only as a last resort. Jack B. Swerling taught me proof of innocence is often found in facts others overlook in a rape case he tried in Lexington County.
It was a tough case fraught with racial tension right from the beginning. Jack was hired to defend a black employee accused of raping a white waitress at an exclusive country club restaurant. The alleged victim had hired a lawyer herself and was making noises about suing the club for forcing her to work after hours with the rapist. The employee admitted he had sex with the waitress but thought it was consensual right up until she bit him on the shoulder and he broke off the encounter. He had no idea she would accuse him of rape until the Lexington County Sherriff’s Department arrested him the following morning.
The club house and restaurant where the rape allegedly occurred was located in the center of a grated community built around the golf course. Jack met with the club manager and was given a tour. The manager walked Jack through the kitchen to the double door entrance to the employee break room where the waitress claimed the rape occurred. Jack asked the manager about the client. How long had he worked for the club? Since it opened, nine years ago. What was his job? He did anything and everything that needed doing for the club and any of its members anytime. Had he ever caused any trouble at the club before? Absolutely not, he was universally liked and trusted by everyone. Jack asked whether the waitress was required to work late? No, while they appreciated staff pitching in to clean up and close down the restaurant, it was not required. Had this waitress ever worked late before? No. As he drove back to the office, Jack worried the case would inevitably be the word of a white women against the word of a black man and he didn’t like the odds.
So, Jack set out to try and prove his client’s innocence. He noticed the police had taken the victim’s word for everything and never questioned anybody else in the restaurant the night of the alleged assault. Jack started by asking the manager for the names of everyone who worked or had dined at the club that night. Everybody affirmed what the manager had said about the employee being liked and trustworthy, but Jack picked up on something important the police had overlooked. The women diners that night were uniformly upset by the sheer blouse the young waitress had worn. Jack remembered the forensic photographs of the waitress taken at the ER showed her wearing a buttoned up, high neck shirt that was anything but sheer.
Jack knew women can feel unclean after a sexual assault, shower, and change cloths before calling the police but the change of her shirt seemed deliberately deceptive. Looking through the police reports Jack noticed the waitress was a student who mentioned she’d taken a woman’s rights course. He dug deeper and found out the course, in addition to teaching the importance of not bathing or changing closes to preserve evidence, also taught the singer, Connie Stevens, had sued Howard Johnson’s for $8 Million dollars after she was raped in one of their motels. While this, coupled with her already hiring a lawyer, cast suspicion on her changing clothes and gave her a financial motive to fabricate her story, it didn’t prove she wasn’t raped. So, Jack kept looking for evidence of his client’s innocence.
He dug into the details of her story. She said after everybody else had left, the employee came up behind her in the kitchen and hit her in the face explaining a slight bruise noted in the ER report. She said she was dazed but clearly remembered he picked her up, opened one side of the double door leading from the kitchen to the break room, and carried her inside. She said he was still on top of her when she regained her senses, bit him on the shoulder, and got away. That explained the bite mark on the client’s shoulder photographed when he was arrested. She had excuses for everything. She ran so fast he couldn’t catch her, she was traumatized, afraid, wanted to talk to her boyfriend before calling the police, she felt dirty, so she bathed and changed clothes. Jack sensed her story wasn’t adding up so he kept looking for proof of his client’s innocence.
There was one fact in her story that everybody overlooked but Jack. The normal width of an interior door is 36 inches but not when a door is part of a double door set. The width of the double door leading from the kitchen to the break room was only 30 inches. Six inches may not seem like much of a difference, but it is if you’re trying to carry another person through the opening. A man holding a woman can’t pass through a 30-inch door. To prove the point, Jack had a carpenter build a replica of the double doors and had two volunteers about the same size as his client and the waitress try and get through it in the court room. Front to back or sideways, they simply couldn’t fit through.
There was plenty of evidence other lawyers would have relied upon to show reasonable doubt. Her lying about having to work late, her changing clothes, the convenient bite mark and too easy escape, her waiting two hours to call the police, and her hiring a lawyer to sue the club all could have raised a reasonable doubt, but Jack never gave up looking for proof of innocence which he found from an irrefutable fact everybody overlooked. The narrow width of the interior double door that made her story impossible. Jack’s persistent search for proof of innocence led to the first acquittal of a black man accused of raping a white woman in Lexington County that anybody could remember and taught me an important lesson I never forgot.
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Ms. Pearl’s Oakview Lunch
The competition was fierce for lucrative local counsel fees when it became to risky to off load contraband in Florida and out-of-state criminal defense lawyers migrated north to Charleston with the smugglers. My friend Bobby Howe snared a good share of the market by earning the reputation for being the most fun lawyer to associate in Charleston. As usual Bobby’s modis operandi for snagging such fees was unique.
One of those hot shot lawyers who found his way to Charleston was Tony Hernandez from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. Despite his Hispanic sounding name, he didn’t have a drop of Hispanic blood in him and dressed more like a Texan than slickster Floridian lawyer. Tony’s failure to actually win a case in court appeared to do little to prevent him from having a limitless supply of drug smuggling clients and an expense account to match. When in town he ordered the most expensive menu items at Charleston’s trendiest restaurants. Two or three hundred dollar bottles of wine? No problem, Tony would order three or four bottles just to get the dinner started.
Since Tony wore snake skin cowboy boots, Bobby donned his dimpled ostrich skin cowboy boots and tracked him down to invite Tony to Ms. Pearl’s Oakview Lunch for a promised unforgettable Lowcountry culinary experience. Ms. Pearl’s was a totally illegal and unlicensed restaurant a twenty minute drive outside of Charleston on the back side of James Island. It was located on a quiet back street of a residential neighborhood and operated out of the back of Ms. Pearl’s double car garage she converted into a makeshift restaurant by moving a refrigerator, stove, and an old kitchen table into it and plugging all the appliances into a questionable wall socket. She constructed a rudimentary counter out of 2 by 4’s and plywood where 4 or 5 customers could sit and eat lunch but the bulk of her bustling business was takeout orders placed by local police, fireman, and power company linemen who liked the price and the food so much, they were willing to turn a blind eye to the health, safety, and fire code violations. The oak view part of the name of Ms. Pearl’s restaurant came from the view when she opened her garage doors. If you turned around from the counter and looked back down her driveway, you looked across the street through a large oak tree drapped in Spanish Moss before the view opened onto the lush, green marsh.
Ms. Pearl’s didn’t have a menu. When you asked what was for lunch, Ms. Pearl would she simply reply, “Fries.” It might be fried fish, fried chicken, or, my favorite, fried pork chops depending on whatever was on sale at the Piggly Wiggly that morning. You paid whatever Ms. Pearl thought you could afford. We figured lawyers in business suits like us paid roughly double what everyone else paid. As self-respecting lawyers we’d have fussed about about her pricing but it was still the best lunch value in town and Ms. Pearl’s fries were mouthwateringly delicious.
All meals at the Oakview were served in styrofoam folding boxes and came with your choice of greens, mac and cheese, and cornbread, no substitutions. Ms. Pearl, a thin, wiry woman, in her late 50’s or early 60’s, it was hard to tell, was the sole employee. She moved like a perpetual motion machine frying the food, packaging dinners, pouring drinks, and running the cash drawer. The way she managed to cook 10 or more meals at a time and still get each one golden brown, moist, and delicious was nothing short of divine intervention.
Bobby’s idea of impressing hot shot out-of-town lawyers like Tony wasn’t to take them to Marianne’s, the trendy French restaurant at the time, he took them to Ms. Pearl’s. When Tony first saw Ms. Pearl’s his first thought was it was just another example of Bobby earning his reputation for being plumb crazy but, as soon as he savored the first bite of Ms. Pearl’s delicious fries, Bobby had the referral fee sewn up. Tony hungrily devoured every morsel of Ms. Pearl’s lunch. He may not have been the best lawyer Bobby and I ever entertained but, I’ll give him his due, he sure was a talker. He sweet-talked a great big smile on Ms. Pearl’s face praising her cooking. A smile that lasted right up until it came time to pay the bill and Tony made a big production of pulling his gold American Express card out of his wallet and announcing he was paying for our meals. That smile on Ms. Pearls face instantly faded as she sternly said, “Oh, noooooo, I’s like cash da best.” Bobby and I busted up laughing and, wouldn’t you know it, money bags Tony was flush out of cash. As Bobby withdrew his cash to pay the bill, he brought Ms. Pearl’s smile back by announcing, “Cash, don’t leave home without it.”
“Cash, don’t leave home without it” became one of the short hand ways Bobby had for retelling a story. Everytime I’d offer too pay for something with a credit card, he’d say it and we’d both get a good laugh thinking of Ms. Pearl’s Oakview Lunch, her delicious food, lucrative lawyer fees, and happy times from our past.
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A/K/A BUNNY
Prosecutors with the United States Attorney’s Office have a 95% conviction rate and can get to thinking they’re invincible in the courtroom. But that sometimes makes them lazy. “Useless attorneys,” as we in the defense bar affectionately called them, can be beaten, sometimes by their own conceit.
I represented Jerelyn Grimes a/k/a Bunny who got herself caught up in an FBI sting operation. The FBI set up a fake chop shop in Berkeley County where they videotaped thieves fencing cars stolen in the Charleston area. Ms. Grimes didn’t appear in any of their videotapes but one of those cars belonged to her. Her chronically unemployed husband wanted her to trade in her car so he could get a pick-up truck and into the contracting business. A little thing like her refusal didn’t keep her good-for-nothing husband from selling her car to a fence and telling her to report it stolen to her insurance company. Technically she was charged with insurance fraud and the Useless Attorney prosecuting her case didn’t think her having to pay for the car she no longer had was a defense. He was probably right legally but Jeralyn didn’t and flat out refused to plead guilty.
We drew the Honorable David C. Norton as our trial judge. Judge Norton truly enjoyed being a judge and never lost his sense of humor as so many other judges do. But even he wasn’t real happy when Mrs. Grimes was the only defendant out twenty-three caught up in the sting who refused to plead guilty and he was stuck having to draw a jury for a trial. I wasn’t too happy either as I didn’t know what Jeralyn’s defense might be. I figured, the worse case scenario was the trial would be a slow motion guilty plea hopefully dissipating any urge for retribution from Judge Norton’s mind.
And so the case of the United States of America versus Jeralyn Grimes a/k/a Bunny was called for trial in the United States Courthouse in Charleston. For some unfathomable reason the U.S. Attorney felt compelled to refer to Mrs. Grimes as Jeralyn Grimes a/k/a Bunny every time he mentioned her name in his opening statement. Like Bunny was the nickname of som dangerous gun moll girlfriend of a badass gangster. Knowing I’d certainly bring it up if he didn’t, the prosecutor conceded to the jury it was her husband who sold her car to the fence who sold it to the FBI but he insisted it was Jeralyn Grimes a/k/a Bunny who falsely reported her car stolen to her insurance companythus violating the law. He gravely intoned in his summation it would be the jury’s duty to convict Jeralyn Grimes a/k/a Bunny of the offense charged as he concluded his opening.
As I stood up to begin my opening I put my hand on Jeralyn’s shoulder, then walked over before the jury box and waited until I had their full attention before saying, “When I asked Ms. Grimes how she got the name Bunny, she told me it was the nickname her father gave her when she was born on Easter Sunday.” That got two or three chuckles from the jury and broke the ice. The jury’s receptiveness grew stronger as the trial proceeded and I got each witness for the prosecution to admit Ms. Grines had never committed any criminal offense ever, it was her car bought and paid for with her hard-earned money, sold by worthless husband WHO WASN’T EVEN CHARGED without her permission or her receiving one red cent of the money. The prosecution witnesses’ fumbled their attempts to explain how her car wasn’t in fact stolen just like she told her insurance company. Things weren’t going well for the U.S. Attorney and they were about to get worse.
I noticed the prosecution hadn’t produced the videotape of Jeralyn’s car actually being sold to the fake FBI chop shop and, figuring it could only reinforce Ms. Grines having nothing to do with the sale, so I asked the agent if he had a copy of the videotape we could play the jury. The agent fidgeted on the witness stand and began looking at the U.S. Attorney for guidance. Like I said, useless attorneys can be lazy and I don’t think he’d had ever bothered to watch the tape. He couldn’t think of any reason to object, so decided to make a big deal of finding the tape to show the jury as if to say, I have nothing to hide. It took a few minutes for the prosecutor to find the tape and set up the video monitor all of which served to increase the suspense.
The videotape was shot from behind the FBI agent’s desk looking at the back of the agent’s head but you could tell it was the same agent who was testifying. The camera captured the fence, one of the defendant’s who had already plead guilty and was awaiting sentencing, being greeted like a long lost friend by the agent. They sat yucking it up in the agent’s office revealing they knew each other from prior dealings. The FBI agent knew the fence well enough to know he’d been arrested for auto theft in Berkeley County and had recently pled guilty before the Honorable Richard E. Fields, one of the first African American Judges we had in South Carolina. He asked the fence how he’d made out on his guilty plea and the fence replied, “The little nigger gave me probation.” Both the FBI agent and fence erupted in raucous laughter on the tape but the jury sat stone faced not thinking it was funny in the slightest and even the hapless U.S. Attorney realized he’d lost them.
What a defense attorney lives for are the words “we the jury find the defendant not guilty.” That is what the foreman of the jury said as he read the verdict but then added “and we have a few other things we’d like to say” which caught Judge Norton’s attention. He quickly gaveled the foreman to stop and explained, having found the defendant not guilty, there was nothing else the jury needed to say before quickly thanking them for their service and excusing them from the courtroom. Jeralyn gave me a great big hug and I celebrated a rare Federal Court acquittal but, as other cases required my attention, I moved on and almost forgot about her. Until maybe a month later, when I got a call out of the blue from Judge Norton.
He kindly congratulated me on my not guilty verdict and mentioned the fence was scheduled to appear before him for sentencing on a cooperating witness guilty plea negotiated between the U.S Attorney and his lawyer. He wanted to make sure it was the same fence who’d laughed about Judge Fields giving him probation on the tape during the trial. I said he was but suspected Judge Norton knew exactly who the fence was and just wanted me to know the fence’s sentence wasn’t going to be probation this time around.
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Ballroom Dancing
Thomas Curlee, Esq.
I was sitting in the car yesterday while my wife ran into the Post Office when I found myself staring at the Ballroom Dancing of Charleston studio in the strip mall across the parking lot. It brought back a memory from a long time ago when I helped defend the owner of the Aurthur Murray Dance Studio of Columbia who was sued for bilking a poor old lady out of a sizeable chunk of her life savings.
I was a new associate at the law firm of Lourie, Draine, Curlee, and Swerling in Columbia. Thomas Curlee, a partner in the firm, had been approached about representing the owner of the studio after he’d learned the studio’s business insurance didn’t cover fraud and he’d have to hire his own lawyer to defend the lawsuit. I read the complaint alleging fraud, attached to which were copies of $38,750.00 of canceled checks. That would be equivalent to over $200,000.00 in today’s dollars. Frankly, I had little doubt of our potential client’s guilt.
I told Mr. Curlee I had trepidations about representing such a despicable scoundrel but he laughed loudly and suggested as lawyers it was our sworn duty to at least listen to his side of the story before declining a lucrative fee. The potential client was coming in later that afternoon and Mr. Curlee asked me to sit in on the meeting.
Since my opinion was already prejudiced, it’s hardly surprising my first impression upon meeting the potential client was he was slick. Slick as his black hair plastered against his head by greasy hair cream. He had a thin pencil mustache over colorless lips and his eyes darted nervously from side to side as he sat across from Mr. Curlee, half turned in the chair with his legs crossed effeminately at the knee. One hand resting in the crook of his elbow and the other floating listlessly in the air in front if his face. I couldn’t help but notice his leather shoes had the thinnest soles I’d ever seen. His too tight suit was shiny and iridescent, I think they used to call the fabric sharkskin. He frequently brought his perfectly manicured nails up to the side of his mouth when speaking, a sure sign of dishonesty. He looked too Snidley Whiplash for my liking.
Mr. Curlee quickly disposed with the preliminary questions: name, address, telephone numbers, DOB, SSN, any prior lawsuits, or criminal record, before turning to the meat of the case. Mr. Curlee politely probed, “The Complaint filed against you alleges you charged this man’s elderly mother $38,780.00 for dance lessons, is that right?” That straightened the client up in the chair. “That’s right, over the three and a half years she was a student in my studio,” he answered gruffly in a “so what” tone of voice. “Can you tell me more about that?” Mr. Curlee inquired. “Well, there was the regular studio membership that included one hour dance instruction per week for $50.00 per month but she was a natural born ballroom dancer and signed up for private lessons, two, three times a week.” “And how much did that cost?” “My fee for private lessons was $50.00 an hour,” he boasted, “It says so right in the contract she signed. And then there were the competitions.” “Competitions? I don’t understand,” Mr. Curlee probed for more information. “Ballroom dance competitions. Of course, she needed professional dancing shoes and ballroom dancing gowns to compete, then there were the travel and hotel fees, meals, entrance fees for the competitions, living expenses and, of course, my fees to be her dance partner, it’s right there in those receipts,” before adding emphatically, “I got nothing to hide.”
“Well, perhaps you can understand how her son might think $38,780.00 was a bit excessive,” Mr. Curlee questioned with a raised eyebrow. “What would he know about it? Never once came to watch his mother dance at the studio or in a competition that I can remember. I don’t think he ever visited her at the home where she was living.” He seemed personally offended and blurted out, “Let me tell you something, she loved dancing, the competitions, spending time with her friends on the circuit. Dancing was what she lived for. During the whole time she was my student, she never so much as mentioned her son.”
But Mr. Curlee cautiously noted referring to the complaint, “There’s a suggestion in here that at her age she was, let’s just say, vulnerable, in the words of the law, subject to undue influence.” This angered the client who harrumphed dismissively, “Is her dead-beat son trying to suggest I took advantage of her? She was as tough as nails. Nobody took advantage of her, no how. And, as to her being feeble, she danced as a Senior Level IV, competitive dancer in local, regional, and state competitions. Won the Rumba trophy twice and came in third in the State for her age group two years running. Vulnerable my ass.”
I have to admit, his direct answers to Mr. Curlee’s questions put a new light on the lawsuit. Who was the scoundrel? The client charging what his contract provided for dance lessons and competitions, or the son suing to stop his mother having the time of her life spending his inheritance. Was what the potential client did really any different than the dance Mr. Curless was having with the potential client as he discussed our fees? $2,500.00 up front, $250.00/hour, plus costs for the trial only, appeals would be extra. No sooner had the potential client signed the retainer agreement, than I could almost see Mr. Curlee wrap his arm around his waist, take his hand, and waltz him smoothly out of his office.
I didn’t know it yet but soon found out as an associate I would end up doing the actual dancing defending the client. I filed an answer, denying everything, and demanding trial by jury. I served and answered written discovery when, just as I was planning to schedule depositions, the mother passed away peacefully one night at her home. Her son and his lawyer quickly became more interested in marshalling the remaining assets of his mother’s substantial estate than pursuing the lawsuit against my client. I convinced his lawyer to dismiss the case which I counted as a victory in my fledgling career and I’d learned an important lesson never to prejudge a client.
As I sat in the parking lot waiting for my wife, I stared at the front door to the studio hoping to see an elderly woman leaving with a smile on her face, but I never saw one. Still, I had a smile on my face imagining my slick client and his student I never met, in the spotlight taking bows after winning third place in the State Ballroom Dance Competition so many years ago.
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Can We Award More Than He Asked for?

Charles S. Goldberg, Esquire
Ask the average person what they think of lawyers, they’ll say lawyers are a bunch of lying, cheating, backstabbing sons-of-bitches. Ask those same people what kind of lawyer they’d want if they were in a jam, and they’ll say a lying, cheating, backstabbing son-of-a-bitch. This says more about the public perception of lawyers than it does about what it takes to make a really good one, the kind of lawyer you’d actually need if you ever found yourself in an actual jam. It was my privilege to practice law with just such a lawyer, Charles S. Goldberg, Charlie to everyone who knew him. He was universally recognized as the nicest lawyer anybody ever met. But that monicker might lead you to think he must have been a pushover. Nothing could be further from the truth. What his fellow lawyers meant by calling him nice was that he treated everybody with respect, never felt the need to berate or belittle anybody, upheld the profession’s highest ideals of honesty and integrity, and always kept his word. He was one of the best lawyers I ever had the pleasure to try a case with.
Charlie’s client in the case we tried together was the mother of a special education student enrolled in school in a neighboring county. The girl said the “F” word in class causing the teacher and teacher’s aide to march her to the lavatory and wash her mouth out with school soap. This freaked the poor girl out so much, she screamed the ‘F” word repeatedly and as loud as she could when they brought her back to the classroom. So, they did it again. This time the girl had a life-threatening allergic reaction, called anaphylaxis, where her airways constricted due to swelling and she couldn’t breathe. She thankfully recovered but the school called her mother saying she had to be picked up and taken home.
The girl was hysterical when the mother arrived at the school to pick her up but the school refused to say what happened. Her mother finally calmed the girl down enough to find out what happened and immediately took her to her pediatrician’s office. Fortunately the physician found no permanent physical injury. The emotional harm, however, was such the girl was unable to return to the teacher’s class. When the school refused to do anything about what happened, the mother turned to Charlie for help.
The incident offended Charlie’s sense of justice, so he wrote a sternly worded letter to the school board demanding an investigation and disciplinary action hoping that would be the end of it. The school board’s attorney wrote back, however, claiming an investigation had already been done and had determined saying the “F” word in class, even by a special needs child, violated the school’s rules and disrupted the class justifying the teachers’ actions. Their lawyer probably figured no lawyer would file a lawsuit in a case involving only an $80.00 pediatrician bill with no permanent injury but Charlie wasn’t just any lawyer. Charlie didn’t take cases based on how much money they were worth, he took cases because his client needed help. He was undeterred by the school board’s letter and filed suit under the Tort Claims Act which allows suits against governmental agencies but caps compensatory damages and prohibits punitive damages. His case slowly worked its way up the trial roster and, when it was getting close to trial, Charlie asked me if I’d sit second chair.
We lucked up and drew Judge Ernest Finney, who would later become Chief Justice of the South Carolina Supreme Court, as our trial judge. Judge Finney, like all judges, did his best to get the case settled but the school’s lawyer smugly refused the judge’s request to discuss settlement. I noticed Judge Finney lower and shake his head when he did, as if to say, okay, you asked for it. And so, the trial began.
Like all trials it began with jury selection. I asked Charlie what kind of jurors he wanted and he laughed saying the right question a trial lawyer needs to ask is what kind of jurors don’t you want. He said before lawyers waste a whole lot of time and money trying to psych out who will be good jurors when they should be worrying about excluding the potential jurors you know will be bad ones. Charlie didn’t want teachers or people who had teachers in their families on our jury. We only had so many strikes and burned them up striking teachers. That still left us with three jurors with teachers in their families. I was concerned but Charlie just said we’d just have to tread lightly with the defendant teachers. I didn’t know then treading lightly was Charlie Goldberg’s specialty.
In his opening statement Charlie stuck to the facts figuring they were enough without having to embellish them with unnecessary legalese. The defense lawyer, on the other hand, laid it on thick. He fawned over the teacher and her aide sitting at the defense table all dressed up like twin Little Bo Peeps in high collar, white shirts and prim and proper dark sweaters and skirts. He played the sympathy card bemoaning the difficult jobs teachers have controlling unruly students for the meager pay they recieve. I thought Charlie should object to the obvious appeal for sympathy, but he let it pass. The defense lawyer went on and appeared incensed as he concluded his opening by blaming the whole incident on the wretched, foul-mouthed student who got what she deserved. I tried to read the jury following opening statements but they all sat in the jury box stone faced like statutes giving no indication of their feelings.
The Plaintiff calls witnesses first in a trial and Charlie called the girl’s mother. She testified her daughter had always been a slow learner. She testified about never having a chance to get an education herself which made her struggle twice as hard to see that her daughter got the best education possible. How she fought to get her daughter into special education classes while at the same time fighting to have her mainstreamed when feasible so she would have as close to a normal a school experience as possible. She testified about the school first stonewalling her about what happened and then refusing to take any action when confronted with the truth. Charlie had her testify about the $80.00 bill she received from her pediatrician and proceeded to introduce it into evidence with as much formality as if it was an $80,000.00 bill. He carried the bill up to the court reporter and asked that it be marked as Plaintiff’s exhibit A. He carried the marked bill over to his client sitting on the witness stand, and said let me show you what I’ve marked as Plaintiff’s exhibit A, can you identify what it is? The mother said yes. Is this a true and correct copy of the bill you received from your pediatrician for treatment he provided your daughter following the incident at school? Yes, it was. Charlie carried the now authenticated bill over to the defense table and showed it to defense counsel. When counsel nodded his assent, Charlie announced, your Honor, I’d like to offer Plaintiff’s Exhibit A into evidence, without objection. Charlie in his quiet way had turned the weakest link in his evience into a weapon he would later use. The mother finished her testimony by thanking God her daughter hadn’t suffered any permanent injuries but said how it set her daughter back, made her afraid to go back to school, or to try streamlining again. She finished with saying something needed to be done so what happened to her daughter never happened again to any other student. The mother’s testimony was as simple as it was believable.
The defense lawyer on cross-examination hammered away about her daughter using the “F” word in a classroom. Did she learn such language at home? Does she allow her children to use language like that in her home? Wouldn’t she agree the use of such language in class should be punished? You don’t claim these dedicated young teachers intentionally harmed your daughter, do you? Well, I don’t think so, no, she stammered. He thought he’d slammed the door shut on her case when got her to admit her daughter’s allergic reaction was probably an unintentional accident. He thanked the mother and sat down. Charlie didn’t attempt any redirect and called the girl’s pediatrician to the stand. He testified he was outraged by what the teachers had done, not once, but twice. He said it was lucky they hadn’t killed the girl. Defense counsel blunted the good doctor’s testimony on cross-examination getting him to admit, not only hadn’t the teachers killed the girl, they hadn’t even caused any permanent physical injury.
Charlie rested his case and the defense lawyer moved for what’s called a directed verdict on the dubious ground that, since teachers have “implied consent” to touch students, in the absence of any malice or intent to cause physical harm, no cognizable wrong had been committed. Judge Finney denied the motion noting the teachers washed the girl’s mouth with detergent out not once, but twice, making the question of malice a question of fact for the jury to decide.
It was the defense lawyer’s turn to call witnesses. He confidently called the teacher. Her direct examination was flawless. Never once did she fumble for an answer. She didn’t deny the incident occurred but pleaded she was only trying to keep order in her classroom and that the girl’s allergic reaction was an unexpected accident. Her description of her love of teaching and denial she would ever intentionally hurt any of her students tugged on everybodies heartstrings. He confidently turned the teacher over for cross-examination. It was time for Charlie to tread lightly.
Charlie got up and began his cross-examination by politely probing the girl’s status as a special education student. He got the teacher to admit the girl was a special education student but she denied knowing the nature or severity of the girl’s condition. Wouldn’t you want to know as much as you could about a special needs child in your classroom? I’m not trained to be a special ed teacher and wouldn’t be qualified to make a diagnosis was all he could get out of the teacher. Charlie didn’t get flustered and asked wasn’t the purpose of the mainstreaming program to give special needs children a more normal high school experience? The teacher admitted that was true, so Charlie asked if the teacher supported mainstreaming the girl into her classes? And just like that the first crack in the carefully constructed façade of a kindly young teacher appeared when she became frustrated having to answer a question she hadn’t been prepared for. Er, a, well, like I said I don’t have training how to deal with students like her and, er, a, well special needs students like her can be disruptive in class. Try as hard as she could she couldn’t sugar coat her obvious dislike for the program and the student. Charlie probably shouldn’t have but asked if the girl had been disruptive in class before this incident. The teacher perked up to be back on prepared ground, so prepared she pulled from her pocket a typewritten summary of all the times the girl had disrupted her class. The defense lawyer sat silently at his desk with a Cheshire Cat grin on his face thinking the floor had been pulled out from under his case with Charlie falling through his carefully constructed trapdoor.
Most lawyers would have thrown a hissy fit objecting they’d never seen this summary before but not Charlie. He politely asked the teacher if he could see the summary. He took the summary from the teacher and his time reviewing it while the judge and jury waited patiently for Charlie to continue. Charlie surprised everyone by seeming to comment how nice, neat, and thorough her typewritten summary appeared to be. He then asked if the teacher kept records on all her students in such a nice, neat, and typewritten fashion? The teacher tensed knowing she didn’t. Being on unfamiliar ground again she said the first thing that came into her head, no, she kept handwritten notes about everything that happened in her classroom but added the reason for the typewritten notes was she’d gone back over her contempteraneous handwritten notes and typed them up so they’d be easier for the jury to read. Charlie smiled, as if to say how thoughtful of you, before asking where the original, contemporaneous handwritten notes were she kept of what happened in her classroom? She hesitated again frantically trying to remember what was in the notes. She looked desperately toward her lawyer for help, but he avoided eye contact. Finally she said they were at her home. Charlie stepped back, turned to the judge, and simply said he had a matter he’d like to take up with him.
Judge Finney noted it was getting near the lunch hour so he dismissed the jury telling them to be back at two o’clock. This would have made for an unusually long two hour lunch break. Charlie never had to say a word. As soon as the jury cleared the courtroom, Judge Finney said he was not only ordering the teacher to produce the contemptuous notes, he was ordering the Sheriff’s Deputy assigned for court security to take her home in his cruiser, retrieve the contemporaneous notes, and bring them both right back to the courthouse.
The first thing Charlie did when the trial resumed was remind the teacher she said she kept notes on everything that happened in her classroom, isn’t that what you said? Er, a, well yes the teacher admitted. Looking through these notes can you tell me why they all appear to be about my client? Er, a, well she was part of the mainstreaming program and I instructed my aide to write down everything she did. Charlie started picking out individual notes. Notes about her appearance, the buttons on her blouse being misaligned, her socks didn’t match, her shirt tail was out. Notes about her fidgeting, looking round, or daydreaming during class. Notes on her childlike handwriting, misspelled words, and incomplete sentences in her homework. Another lawyer would have hammered away that the teacher was looking for any reason to get the girl thrown out of her class but Charlie knew the jury could figure that out all on their own. Charlie wasn’t about to give the teacher the chance to repeat the disruptions documented in her typewritten summary and zeroed in on one particular handwritten incident omitted from the typewritten summary she’d earlier presented.
It says here this one day, the girl didn’t show up for your class, do you see that entry? Yes. And I see you marked her absence as unexcused , do you see that? Er, a, well yes. Did you report her absence to the office? Er, a, well no, it wasn’t the only time she’d gone missing. Tell us on this occasion how long was she missing? I’m not sure, the office called me before the class ended to ask if she was in my class. I told them she wasn’t. And what does your aide’s handwritten note say about where she was found? Down the street from the school, off school property, at a candy store all by herself. Did a young special needs girl going missing, leaving school property, and being found at a candy store down the street disrupt your class? Er, a, well, yeah I guess it did. Did you include that disruption on your typewritten list of disruptions? The teacher’s no was barely audible but spoke volumes.
I don’t remember much about the rest of the trial because, really, it was over already. Charlie chose not to question the poor teacher’s aide because it was obvious to everyone that the poor girl felt ashamed of her role in the affair and she was only doing what the teacher told her to. The defense lawyer gave up and rested his case. All that was left was to argue and charge.
In his first closing argument Charlie never raised his voice. He never belittled or berated the teacher. He didn’t spend a lot of time telling the jurors what they already knew. He thanked them for their service and asked them to return a verdict for the amount of actual damages allowed by the statute. The defense lawyer sensed the jury had turned against him and, without actually admitting liability, changed tactics and begged the jury to be reasonable in awarding damages. He should have stopped there but couldn’t help himself and finished up by commented about there only being one bill for $80.00 and no permanent harm. He left the bill in plain sight in the middle of the exhibit table. Charlie got to argue last and it was time for him to use that bill as a weapon. He walked over and turned the exhibit face down and moved it off to the side before turning back to the jury and saying in his respectful voice this case was about more than an $80.00 doctor’s bill. What the teacher did caused great and lasting emotional damage to this already vulnerable young girl. It made her afraid of school and deprived her of the chance to be mainstreamed. It left emotional scars that will never heal. Charlie thanlked the jury and sat down.
The judge charged the law with perhaps just a touch more emphasis on the damages not being limited to physical injury than normal. It was time for the jury to have the last say. Charlie and I hadn’t waited long before we were told the jury had a question.
Can we award more than he asked for?
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Address to Injured Workers’ Advocates upon my partner, David T. Pearlman, receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award

David T. Pearlman
There are many ways to measure a man.
You can measure a man as a friend.
I first met David Pearlman when we were both undergraduates attending different colleges in Washington, DC in 1971 and have counted him as a friend ever since. It was the summer after he’d journeyed to India and Nepal where he told me stories of how they smeared sacrificial animal blood on taxi cabs to ward off evil spirits. As strange and wonderful as his journey sounded, it would be nothing compared to the journey our friendship would take over the next 53 years.
Making friends is a trait David undoubtedly inherited from his father, Judge Gus Pearlman, who ran unopposed for what has to be the most contentious judicial office there is, Probate Judge. A lawyer friend once called to tell David he’d really hit it off with his father who’d gone out of his way to help resolve a particularly nasty probate dispute. David didn’t want to quash this lawyer’s belief he’d made a new judicial friend, but explained his father treated everybody who appeared before him like a friend. And David didn’t fall far from that tree. Treating everyone like a friend is why so many opposing lawyers would be among the first to join me in calling David a friend.
Injured Worker’s Advocates never had a better friend than David Pearlman who served as its chair and co-chair of the Legislative Affairs Committee through the organizations darkest days.
You can measure a man as a business partner. David recruited me to work at the Steinberg Law Firm in 1980. The firm’s founder, Irving Steinberg, helped draft South Carolina’ s very first Workers’ Compensation Act and already had an unrivaled tradition of protecting the rights of injured workers, but David would take that tradition to a whole new level.
I can’t tell you how many nights, after a long day working at the office, David would get into his car and drive to some far-flung corner of South Carolina to attend a political reception. Those of you who have been lucky enough to attend such receptions know doing so in and of itself constitutes service above and beyond the call of duty. But, while others begrudgingly wrote checks, often as a result of David’s pervasive arm twisting, David hand delivered those checks so he could become personal friends with the legislators. It was that personal touch making friends that would make all the difference in the world later the chips were down. And, the chips were down more often than I care to remember. Down so far injured workers were being counted OUT. But each time, David would rally the troops as our Legislative Chairperson to save the day.
It’s why David became a lawyer. He grew up in the 60’s, a time when our country was every bit as divided as it is today, through the worst of segregation, the assassinations of JFK, MLK, and RFK, the protests of the Vietnam War, but it was also the time of the birth of the civil rights movement, the environmental movement, equal rights for women, and men landing on the moon. David became a lawyer because he wanted to be an instrument for change. And he was.
He was what I describe as the Tom Sawyer of thwarting the so-called workers compensation reform movement. David gave those of us who joined with him the opportunity to do something important and worthwhile protecting and expanding the rights of injured workers and to have fun doing it. Like, the time when NCCI proposed an outrageous 34% workers’ comp insurance rate increase, to rile up employer’s as a precursor for yet another legislative push to gut the Worker’s Compensation Act. David cajoled Bill Smith and me into challenging the rate increase in the Administrative Law Court. Now I wouldn’t try and suggest a week long hearing before an ALJ is anybody’s idea of fun but it had its moments.
Not satisfied with simply asking for a 34% rate hike, the insurance companies wanted to cut claimant’s lawyers out of the system by regulating contingency fees. One day, after Bill finished forcing the double-talking actuarial experts to admit injured workers paying their own lawyers’ did not effect insurance rates one iota on cross examination, Bill and I were walking down the hall leading to the elevators when we overheard the silk stocking insurance lawyers fussing in loud voices that next time they should just leave the claimant’s lawyers out of it so they wouldn’t have to deal with riff-raft claimants’ lawyers like Bill and me. Let me say, thank you, David, for giving rift raft like us a good laugh while doing something good for injured workers at the same time.
And, that’s nothing. If you really want to have some fun, learn how to draft legislation because, when the insurance company lobbyists conjured up one draconian law after another to gut the system, Daivd came up with the brilliant strategy to turn that effort around on them by drafting our own wish list of amendments to present to the legislature. It felt like Christmas drafting amendments to give injured workers the right to choose their own doctors, expand coverage for mental-mental injuries for police officers, fireman, and first responders, and give injured workers the right to choose between a scheduled award or wage loss. While none of David’s amendments ever made it to the floor for a vote that was because the insurance lobby pulled their proposed bills rather than face votes on his amendments by those very same legislators David spent so much time befriending and supporting. David found that even the most conservative politicians can agree on the importance of giving injured workers a fair shake.
One of the most important fights David took on occurred after the legislative efforts failed and Governor Mark Sanford decided to gut the comp system by Executive Order. The unanimous rejection of the Governor’s executive order seeking to limit compensation awards to the stingy rating of the AMA Guide was David’s crowning achievement. Had David’s relentless efforts failed, I have no doubt the comp act as we know it would have been executive ordered right out of existence.
David’s modesty won’t allow, and I would be remiss, if I didn’t acknowledge it took the hard work of many members of this organization to defeat the repeated attacks on the workers’ compensation system. But, I can say all of us who volunteered to join with him in the struggle, all of us friends, lawyers, and members of this organization, would acknowledge it was David Pearlman who motivated, guided, and coordinated our efforts. It was his vision that saw us and the workers of South Carolina through those troubled times.
We can all thank David it has been years since the insurance lobby has come after worker’s compensation but we must be vigilant that the lull doesn’t turn into complacency. I promise you there’s an insurance company actuary right now calculating how many more millions of dollars can be made taking away the rights of working men and women.
It is perhaps hardest of all to measure a man as a lawyer. Monetary success is surely one measure by which David excelled. He wasn’t so much a rainmaker as he was one of those atmospheric rivers we hear about nowadays. But success would be the last measure David would want to be measured by. He is as proud of the fights he lost as those he won. When an unrepresented claimant whose skull was literally crushed by a bulldozer had his case for lifetime benefits and medical care closed on a grossly unfair clincher agreement, David wouldn’t let it stand unchallenged. It was a fight he wouldn’t win but David is proud to this day the Commission won’t approve clincher settlements in brain injury cases without a hearing to protect unrepresented claimants. When a police officer’s mental-mental injury was denied because a police officer seeing the two year old daughter run over and smashed like a watermelon by a police cruiser driven by her friend and fellow officer wasn’t unusual or extraordinary enough to be compensable, David wouldn’t let it stand unchallenged. When two trips to the Supreme Court failed to reverse the injustice, David didn’t give up and made progress seeking a legislative change restoring compensability to first responders for mental-mental injuries. But his work remains unfinished and more still needs to be done.
As a lawyer, David Pearlman, was what I call a lawyer’s lawyer. A lawyer other lawyers came to for help with their most difficult cases. David didn’t shy away from hard cases; he fought the hard cases to make it easier for all injured workers to receive just and fair compensation. There are no cases more difficult than toxic exposure cases. The latency period between the exposure and the injury and the expense of proving causation caused other lawyers to shy away. But not David. He took on the injured workers of the Lockheed plant in Charleston that made helicopter parts during the Vietnam War. The plant no longer existed requiring David to reconstruct the processes and exposures from records and employee testimony. He had all the surviving employees medically surveyed to document clusters of medical ilnesses. He put together a blue ribbon team of medical doctors, epidemiologists, and industrial hygienists to correlate the clusters to the employee’s exposures. And devised a bifurcated hearing procedure to deal first with liability on a global basis and then compensation on an individual basis.
The workers’ compensation act that was drafted by Irving Steinberg in 1936 did a good job of compensating broken bones and severed limbs, but David dedicated his legal career to making it easier for workers injured by repetitive trauma, toxic exposures, and PTSD in today’s modern workplace to receive just and fair compensation. Ordinary lawyers look backwards and apply precedent to decide cases. Great lawyers look forward and use the spirit of the law to address new challenges.
By any measure,
as a friend,
as a partner,
as a lawyer’s lawyer,
as a tireless crusader for the rights of injured workers,
David Pearlman earned the Lifetime Achievement Award presented to him. He would only ask that the giving of the award not just as a recognition of his achievements but also as encouragement to the future recipients to take David’s baton and run with it. To find satisfaction working with friends and fellow lawyers protecting and expanding the rights of injured workers. The fight David Pearlman fought for all the years it has been my privilege to call him
my friend,
my partner, and
my fellow lawyer.
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The Client Satisfaction Curve

Morris D. Rosen, Esquire
There are many things I will remain grateful to my former father-in-law, Morris D. Rosen, for. Morris was truly a “lawyer’s lawyer” and introduced me a rarefied practice of law in Charleston I never would have known without knowing him. My son’s frustrations as a new lawyer reminded me of an important lesson Morris taught me when I worked for him as a summer law clerk.
My son called me recently on his way to the bank to deposit a large settlement check from an automobile accident case. I invited him over to celebrate his good fortune but he had other ideas that didn’t include siting around talking law with an old, retired lawyer.
Logan called me again the next day upset about his client wanting more money. Logan explained to the client he’d gotten all the insurance money there was to get. Then the client brazenly wanted Logan to cut his fee so he’d get more money. Logan explained his client had signed the contract of representation agreeing to his fee and signed the settlement statement itemizing the breakdown of the settlement. The client finally wanted Logan to stiff his ERISA health insurance company and not honor their medical lien so he’ could get more money that way. Logan said he’d be glad to try and negotiate the lien down but he couldn’t just ignore a statutory lien. I gather the conversation ended with the client bad mouthing all the good work Logan had done achieving the sizable settlement in the first place leaving Logan with hurt feelings about the things his ungrateful client had said. He stopped by on his way home to commiserate and I thought it was time to teach him a lesson Morris Rosen taught me long ago.
I asked him, “Didn’t anybody ever tell you about the “client satisfaction curve?” My look of puzzlement told him no one had. He sat me down at the long conference table in his library, sat next to me, and took out his yellow legal pad as he proceeded to draw a wave like curve on the paper. He placed his pencil at the bottom of first trough before the first wave and said, “This is where your client starts out on the satisfaction curve having gotten himself sued, arrested, seriously injured, or caught cheating on his wife. He feels fate and the whole world has turned against him.” Then he moved his pencil up the back side of the first wave, and continued, “Then you come along and give him hope that your knowledge and skills as a lawyer will be his salvation.” The top of the first wave he explained occurs on the day you get hired but then his pencil traced the slope line downward again as he said, “Every case has its problems. It turns out your client wasn’t quite as truthful as you’d hoped he’d been. Pesky facts keep popping up that throw a wrench into your carefully crafted theory of liability. Maybe you draw a take no prisoners defense counsel or a mean, defense oriented judge. There’s a million reasons your client starts to doubt your ability to save his ass.” The curve hit bottom but Morris continued and his pencil started back up the second wave. Morris continued, “But you’re a good lawyer and with hard work and dedication, you win the case.” Morris said as he paused at the top of the second wave. I thought he was finished with his lesson but he wasn’t. With hios pencil heading down yet again, Morris said, “Having won the case, your client soon begins to believe he was in the right all along and winning the case was no big deal. So easy in fact, you shouldn’t have been paid the fee you were paid.”
That, he explained, was just nature of the practice of law was. It doesn’t matter how good a lawyer you are, what you say or do, the client satisfaction curve will always run its course. Your client will gripe just as often when you win a case as when you lose one. The simple fact is it’s part of being a lawyer. Telling Logan the story about the client satisfaction curve helped him accept he’d done a good job for his client and shouldn’t let his client’s sudden dissatisfaction shake his confidence in his abilities as a lawyer.
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IF ONLY HE’D DIED IN YOUR APARTMENT…
There is no law that says if a burglar or rapist you shoot doesn’t die on your property, then you’re guilty of murder. The police who think so are not willing to take responsibility for possibly making a wrong decision. It’s not like they can’t come back charge someone with murder later if more evidence comes to light. It’s a lazy lock-em all up and let the Court sort it out mentality.
Charleston, South Carolina used to be a home port for nuclear submarines. Submariners are a breed apart having to be crazy enough to live in cramped quarters for long periods of time without going crazy. Petty Officers are the naval equivalents of a Sergeants in the Army and it is their job to take care of the sailors who serve under them. A good Petty Officer seeks out good lawyers he can refer his crew to when legal problems threaten a sailor’s readiness for deployment. I once represented a submariner charged in municipal court for a drunk and disorderly and got his case first diverted, then dismissed. His Petty Officer’s took notice of my good work and soon became a regular source of referrals. Mostly minor stuff, car wrecks, landlord disputes, and traffic tickets but then, one day, to my surprise, he referred a murder case to me.
One of the sailors in his crew gave his wife a 25 caliber automatic pistol for her protection while he was on deployment. One night she was awoken by a man climbing through her apartment’s bedroom window in downtown Charleston. She sat up and asked what he thought he was he doing as the man gave her a look that said she knew exactly what he was doing. That was when she reached up under her pillow, pulled out that 25 caliber pistol her husband had given her, and pointed it straight at him. Seeing the gun the man ran out her bedroom and down her hallway leading to her front door where he was fumbling with the lock when the first bullet came down the hallway and struck him in his back. He fumbled the deadbolt open, turned slightly as he pulled thew door open as the second bullet entered his right side. 25 caliber bullets don’t have much stopping power and the man was able to flee the scene as the Navy wife called 911.
The man was nowhere to be found when the police arrived. The police took her statement and had forensics dust for fingerprints. They were getting ready to wrap things up when a neighbor down the street discovered a man crawled up under his pickup truck. While a 25 caliber bullet doesn’t have much stopping power, it does have a nasty habit of ricocheting round inside the person whose body it enters . The bullet that entered this man’s right side ricocheted around his rib cage before tearing through his mesenteric artery causing him to bleed out internally. He was dead long before the police pulled him out from under the pick-up truck and everything went south for my client. Next thing she knew was she was being charged with murder, read her rights, handcuffed, and put in the back of a police cruiser. One of the policemen almost apologized saying, “If only he’d died in your apartment, we wouldn’t have to charge you with murder.”
There was never any had to about her arrest. I didn’t have to be Clarence Darrow to know the case against her was a total crock and was never going to see the inside of a courtroom. But I also knew one of the most frustrating things about our criminal justice sysatem is how long it can take for things to get done, especially when a person charged is innocent.
Bonds in murder cases have to be set by a Circuit Court Judge. You have to file a motion for a bond hearing and serve the motion on the Solicitor who won’t want to do anything until they speak with the arresting officer. In the meantime you have to track down the law clerk for the judge hearing General Sessions cases to ask the judge to schedule a bond hearing. Your client can spend days in the County jail before a bond hearing is scheduled. For a Navy wife, who never did anything illegal in her entire life, to be stripped down, put in an orange jump suit with plastic sandals, and be thrown into a filthy cell with God knows who, is terrifying no matter how many times her lawyer tries to convince her he’s doing everything possible to get her out.
Fortunately, the facts and circumstances of this particular murder case were compelling. I was able to convince the law clerk to put in a good word in with the Judge to get the case scheduled which helped focus the Solicitor’s attention on the case. After the soliucitor learned the facts, he agreed to dismiss the case outright setting my client free. Getting her case dismissed didn’t feel like much of a victory, it felt more like a defeat being part of the system that wrongly incarcerated her in the first place.
The sad truth is, if her arrest hadn’t been quite so obviously wrong, it would have been just the beginning of a glacially slow process trying to prove her innocence. The Court administration and prosecutors today measure success by how many cases are moved through the system. The fastest way to move cases through the system is by guilty pleas. A defendant willing to take a plea bargain can have their cases brought up quickly. When the plea offer is for probation, which they most often are, the sad truth is too many people plead guilty just to get out of the stinking county jail. For people who don’t want to plead guilty, the Solicitor gets to decide which cases to call first for trial. They naturally choose the cases that are most likely to result in convictions and too often defendants who have arguable claims of innocence get shoved onto the back burners. Compounding the problem is the chronic lack of resources for our court system. There aren’t enough judges, clerks, bailiffs, court recorders, and courtrooms to move the backlogged cases.
Yes, the system worked in my murder case. My client got a lawyer, her lawyer got a hearing, and the murder charge against her was dismissed. Think about how important those fundamental rights of due priocess were to her. And think what their denial must be like for the immigrants being swept off our streets and held in ICE detention without them. Our rights aren’t meant to protect criminals, they’re meant to protect all of us. As one of my law professorsonce said fifty years ago, we have the worst system of justice in the world, except for all the others. Catchy, but we can do better.
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Best Closing Argument I Ever Heard
Judge Weston Houck wasn’t a Federal Court judge any normal lawyer would want to fuck around with. His sharp tongue and quick wrath could wither the most hardened of litigators. But Bobby Howe wasn’t a normal lawyer. He probably had no business practicing law in the Federal Court but was hied by the secretary of the local Longshoreman’s Association accused in a union corruption trial of keeping the books for an alleged scheme to sell Charleston union memberships to out of state wannabe longshoremen. The alleged scheme worked like this: a person couldn’t work on the docks unless they were a member of the local ILA union, unless all the local ILA members were already working, then an out of state ILA member could be chosen to work on a gang. New Orleans had more work than union members, so persons with a membership in an out of state union, like the Charleston ILA, could work pretty steady down in Louisiana. All it took was for some high ranking union official in Charleston to sell clandestine union memberships to persons from Louisiana for a hefty sum. The DOJ took a dim view of the practice and decided to indict the union officials in Charleston and New Orleans profiting from the scheme and, for good measure, charged Bobby’s client, the secretary of the Charleston union, to coerce her cooperation.
In pretrial motions Bobby moved to sever his client from the union officials on dubious ground that it was unfair to try the lowly secretary for doing what her boss told her to do. Judge Houck made short shrift of Bobby’s motion by summarily denying it out of hand. So Bobby found himself fixing to try a Federal Court union corruption case along side hardened DOJ prosecutors and high priced criminal efense lawyers representing the union officials before a crusty Federal Judge.
And so the trial began. The more experienced lawyers busily examined and cross examined the witnesses and made objections, while Bobby bided his time not responding to the vast majority of the testimony and evidence that didn’t didn’t have anything to do with his client. Bobby didn’t know when the trial started but Judge Houck had a habit of asking if there was anything that needed to be brought to the Court’s attention before beginning the trail at the beginning of everyday and after every break. The first time Judge Houck asked if there was any matter that needed to be brought to the Court’s attention, Bobby stood right up and renewed his motion for a severance. Judge Houck turned about 3 shades of red darker and admonished Bobby that his motion for severance had been denied and should neither be raised nor reargued again in his courtroom. The next time the judge asked the same question, Bobby sheepishly said, “I know you already ruled on my motion but there was more testimony this morning that might have changed your mind and, since you asked, I’d like to renew my severance motion for the record.” That’ll be denied the judge intoned gravely with a look on his face that indicated he was wondering if Bobby was intentionally fucking with him. The judge added with an air of finality, your motion for a severance is preserved for the record and doesn’t need to be renewed over and over.
Well, Bobby was, in fact, fucking with the Judge and, sure enough, after the next break, when the judge asked if there was anything that needed to be brought to the Court’s attention, Bobby just raised his hand as the prosecutor and other lawyers shook their heads in disbelief. That’ll be denied the judge barked without Bobby saying a word. But this continued throughout the trial. The judge would ask, Bobby indicate he wanted to renew his motion, the judge would threaten him with all manner of contempt of court, and Bobby would shoot back that the judge should stop asking if there was anything if he didn’t mean it.
Judge Houck struggled to keep from losing his temper and saying something on the record that could get him reversed on appeal. He decided to make a joke out it. He started making and denying Bobby’s motion before Bobby could say anything. He would say, “Is there anything other than Mr. Howe’s motion for a severance which is denied” that needs to be brought to the Court’s attention before we resume testimony.” Bobby would respond with a nonverbal exaggerated shrug with a look of hurt on his face that drew sympathy from everyone in the courtroom except for the Judge.
The trial proceeded and finally got around to the U.S Attorney calling the FBI agent who offered the only testimony against Bobby’s client. He testified he interviewed Bobby’s client at her mother’s home and she confessed to keeping the books for the illegal union membership scheme. Bobby asked if his client had signed a confession. No, she did not. Had he recorded her confession. No, he had not. Did he have any witness who could corroborate this confession. No, he did not adding the defendant’s mother had left the room when she made her incriminating statements. Bobby scratched his head in bewilderment and sat down. The Judge and other lawyers all looked at Bobby like he’d committed courtroom malpractice not going after the FBI agent for not following DOJ and FBI mandated procedures for conducting interrogations. The trial moved on and Bobby remained uncharacteristically quiet.
By the end of the trial it had become exceedingly clear the evidence of the scheme was overwhelming. Try as hard as the lawyers for the union officials could to make it sound like it was nothing more than union members helping their brothers out, the evidence of the significant sums of money that exchanged hands and the efforts to conceal it was simply too much to explain away. In his closing argument, the Assistant United States attorney laid out his evidence methodically until it irrefutably proved the guilt of the defendants. Well, not so much the guilt of Bobby’s client, the evidence supporting her conviction rested solely on the FBI agent’s testimony. The other lawyers made their arguments smooth as silk but just as insubstantial. Then it was Bobby’s turn, Judge Houck stirred on his bench signaling he wasn’t going to take any of Bobby’s shenanigan’s during closing argument right before Bobby stood up to give the best closing argument I ever heard.
Everyone wondered where he was going when he began his argument by saying being involved in a Federal Court criminal trial is like riding a roller coaster at the State fair. It’s all fun and games, laughter and bravado standing in line waiting to get on the ride. It continues all fun and games right up until you climb into the car and they strap you in he said as he changed his body position, like he was sitting down. Then he cocked his head back, and began visually climbing up the first incline of the roller coaster. Up, up, and up he said glancing at his clenched fists, as your knuckles whiten grasping the bar, right up to the top where, he suddenly cocked himself forward, looking terrified as if staring down the precipitous drop off on first crest of the coaster the other side before Bobby began violently rocking side to side, back and forth as if careening at break neck speeds around all manner of twists and turns on the roller coaster. Then he suddenly stopped, straightened up, and turned back to the jury and seamlessly transitioned by saying, in all sincerity, riding a roller coaster at the fair isn’t fun, its S C A R R Y. Just like being tried for a crime in Federal Court and facing the prospect of losing your freedom for doing what your boss told you to do. The jurors all of whom had probably ridden roller coasters and knew exactly what Bobby was talking about, were riveted by his narrative.
Bobby paused, seeming to collect his thoughts and the juror’s attention, before continuing. in a shaking voice, I don’t know about you, but if the F……………, B…………, I………….. calls me saying they want to talk to me about committing a crime, I’m gonna call my MOMMA. I noticed a couple of jurors nodding their heads in agreement. Picture this he said to the jury. like they were now all friends, everybody, my client, her mother, and the FBI agent, are all sitting around the formica table in Momma’s kitchen. He put his hands on the rail of the jury box and leaned in so he could talk in a lower voice. The jury all leaned in too as if around momma’s table to hear better, and he said in a quiet voice, they’re talking about this and that, nothing incriminating, until, just when the FBI agent is getting around to asking my client about her role in the alleged crime, this F B I agent testifies UNDER OATH Momma gets up and leaves the room. Dead silence. With a stunned look on his face, Bobby raised his hands off the rail and slowly, ever so slowly, turned around until he and every one of the jurors behind him was staring directly at the hapless FBI agent sitting on the front row of the courtroom. And Bobby bellowed out, “MOMMA, WHERE YOU GOING?“
And that was it. He sat down. He didn’t have to say anything else. He let the jury say it for him and it wasn’t a surprise to anyone in the courtroom when the jury returned verdicts of guilty as to the union officials and not guilty as to Bobby’s client.
Bobby wisely thought it best to beat a hasty retreat from the U.S. Courthouse but, before he could make it out the door, the U.S. Marshalls were waiting to escort him back up to Judge Houck’s chambers. They led him in and left him standing helplessly in front of the judge’s desk while the judge seemingly attended to administrative matters. Bobby waited for for the Judge to say something, anything. After letting Bobby sweat it out for what seemed like forever, Judge Houck looked up from his chair, over the rims of his half framed glasses and, for the first time with a smile on his face, said, well, Mr. Howe, I been reconsidering granting that motion for a severance of yours.”
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GUILTY BUT MENTALLY ILL
I wasn’t his lawyer when a former client was charged with murder. He was represented by the Public Defender’s Office and they asked for my help.
I previously represented the defendant when he was hit by a pickup truck making a right hand turn in a crosswalk. Fortunately, he wasn’t hurt too bad and I was able to get him a quick insurance settlement. I realized he wasn’t in his right mind while handling his wreck case but he denied there was anything wrong. His mother, however, told me a different story. She began by telling me how proud she was of her son. He’d gone to college and had good job in Atlanta running a drug rehabilitation clinic before a blood vessel ruptured in his brain. She told me the doctors were amazed he’d survived but said he suffered permanent brain damage, was unable to work, and had to return home so she could take care of him.
Caring for him with no money coming in to help pay his living and medical expenses was exhausting. The small insurance settlement I got for him would help but not for long. His mother confided her biggest struggle was dealing with the behavioral changes brought on by his brain injury. He’d get to not liking the way his medicine made him feel, stop taking it, causing his emotional outbursts would go from bad to worse. She told me of one incident. He lived upstairs and would shut himself in for days on end. She brought his a spaghetti dinner and left it by his door. He didn’t like spaghetti and threw the plate down the stairs leaving the mess for her to clean up. She struggled to coax him back onto his medicine and told me she was at her wits end. I asked why he wasn’t receiving Social Security disability benefits and Medicaid to help with expenses and she didn’t even know Social Security would pay for disability. More for her benefit than his, I agreed to file a Social Security and disability claim for him.
To support his claim I had to gather his medical records from the hospital and doctors in Atlanta where he was treated for his ruptured brain aneurysm. It was only then that I began to understand the full extent of his brain injury. The bleed on his brain was truly life threatening. As the blood pulsed from his ruptured blood vessel, it caused the surrounding brain tissue to be compressed and swell. The doctors induced a coma and performed an open craniotomy to clip the ruptured blood vessel and evacuate the accumulated blood but, by that time, extensive damage had been done to the surrounding brain tissues. Post surgery radiographic studies showed the complete absence of a significant area of his brain that had died. The doctors said it was a miracle he ever woke up from the coma. He had health insurance through his job that paid not for his hospital and surgeon expenses, physical therapy so he could learn to walk again, and speech therapy to learn to speak again but, before his recovery was anywhere near complete, his insurance lapsed when he couldn’t return to work.
Like 99.9% of people who file for Social Security disability, he was turned down the first go round. I knew physically there were still hundreds of jobs he could perform and worked to supplement the record on reconsideration that his disabling problem was his mental impairment, not physical. I met with his doctors and got them to complete a questionnaire tracking the Social Security listing of impairments regulations for mental impairments. His doctor not only completed the form, they wrote an eye popping warning that without proper treatment and medication he was a danger to himself or others. The doctor’s letters did the trick and the Social Security Administration relented and awarded him benefits on reconsideration.
The client faded from my memory until I read in the paper he’d been arrested and charged with murdering his mother. The paper described how he was apprehended riding his bicycle down a busy street covered in his mother’s blood. When the police stopped him to investigate he was incoherent. When they checked his home, they discovered his mother had been beaten to death with a cast iron fry pan. Later in custody, after he allegedly calmed down and became coherent again, the police report said he confessed he’d killed his mother. I didn’t doubt he did it but doubted the reliability of his alleged confession.
He was ably represented by the Public Defenders Office. When they asked if he had any medical records documenting his brain injury, he remembered I’d gotten all his medical records from Atlanta when I represented him for Social Security disability. They called me and I gave them everything I had. I commented how sad what happened was and how I knew how much he loved his mother.
The public defender was experienced enough to know it would take a competency hearings, court ordered evaluations and counter-evaluations, followed by more hearings taking months upon months before a lengthy and expensive trial of competing experts arguing over his criminal culpability could be held. The prosecutor also understood and agreed with his Public Defenders he needed treatment. They agreed the best way to get it for him was to plead to guilty but mentally ill.
The law changed after the assassination attempt on President Reagan making it almost impossible to get a not guilty by reason of insanity verdict. Since then the best you hope for was a guilty but mentally ill. Under the new guilty but mentally ill rule, a person who suffers from a mental illness and commits a murder can be found or plead guilty but mentally ill and get sent to a hospital for treatment instead of to prison. In a perfect world this would make sense. But in reality, once the good doctors at the State Hospital found the defendant was “cured” or, more likely, sufficiently medicated, he would be sent to prison anyway to do the mandatory 30 years for murder.
Still, guilty but mentally ill was my old client’s only option. At least he wouldn’t go to prison initially but to a hospital where he would get at least marginal care and hopefully the medication he needed. Missing alarge part of his brain it was unlikely he’d get cured and be sent to prison. How the guilty but mentally ill rule works in the real world is probably a lot for you the reader to take in, so imagine how hard it was for my former brain injured client to understand. When the public defender discussing the guilty but mentally ill plea offer with him, he didn’t understand and asked to see his lawyer who he apparently thought I still was.
I knew and respected his PD lawuyer and accepted her invitation for an in-person meeting with her and my former client at the jail before I had a chance to think through the potential ethical problems that would arise. When I had time and tried thinking them through, I realized there were no easy or good answers to the ethical problems raised. Each question about one ethical problem raised another. Could I rely on what the PD said, or would I have to independently review the case file to verify everything to know how to advise the clienthim? Could I rely upon my knowledge and experience dealing with him in the past to know what would be best for him today? To what extent are lawyers ethically bound to help current and former clients in need? To help fellow lawyers in representing their former clients. To help see the wheels of justice don’t grind another helpless defendant to a pulp. I arrived for the meeting at the jail still having no clear answer to any of these questions. In the real world that’s how ethical problems come at a lawyer.
The PD had arranged for a private room at the jail where we could meet face to face. My former client was already in the room with his Public Defender when I made it through the rigamarole getting in to see him. He was glad to see me and tried to stand up to shake my hand but was handcuffed to an eye hook bolted to the table. He looked more disheveled than when his mother was caring for him but otherwise appeared to be in good health. I let his PD take the lead asking questions and I saw that he listened carefully and responded appropriately to what was being said.
To my relief it turned out my advice wasn’t needed. He freely admitted what he’d done and understood there had to be consequences. He said he’d given a lot of thought to it and had decided pleading guilty but mentally ill was what he wanted to to. I listened as his PD explained all the risks and benefits of the plea and as he said he understood he could end up in prison anyway but his mind was made up.
Now, did I think he really understood the advice he was given, or that he freely, voluntarily, and intelligently decided to accept the plea? I had no way of knowing and, thankfully, wasn’t asked for my opinion. As a lawyer and a human being my heart broke for his mother he loved and for him stricken by an incurable brain injury. I was thankful for the thankless job the Public Defenders Office does handling impossible cases like this one every day.
For years afterward I would receive letters from the defendant still in the hospital. Letters hand written on the borders of articles torn from magazines and newspapers. They were letters on disjointed topics of no particular rhyme or reason. Initially, I did my best to write him back thanking him for his letters and inquiring how he was doing. but gradually stopped when all I would receive in return were more clipping covered in cryptic comments. At least I knew he remained in the hospital and was receiving what medical care they had to offer. I write this story to illustrate being a criminal defense lawyer is hardly ever as black or white as people think. More often it presents problems with no easy answers.

